Next week, iconic images of Palin on a hawg will light up the Internet.
"There ain't no excuse for a man bein' a hawg," Walky Dexter afterward declared.
“A hawg probably,” said the squire promptly—almost too promptly.
Dey was 'bout $100 in greenbacks in dat house and a three hundred pound hawg in de pen, what die from de heat.
I am jest as able to yank a hawg as ever, sir; yes, sir, demmit—demmit!
I tell my chillen we didn't know no more about pants than a hawg knows about heaven; but I tells 'em that to make 'em laugh.
And, after all, as the story has it, "what's time to a hawg?"
They used to feed us peas and cornbread and hominy, and sometime they threw beef in a pot and bile it, but we never had hawg meat.
"Oh, hell, what's the use being a hawg," Carson grumbled deep down in his brown throat.
Hereafter I'm a-goin' to stick to hawg jowl and cawn pone, and things I know 'bout.