“I have no sexual attraction to men,” said the comedienne Judy Gold.
I think I was reading Metropolitan Life when other kids my age were reading Nancy Drew and Judy Blume.
Judy and I are in bed—obviously covered up—and as I'm going down, Judy's having this monologue in her head.
A few years ago, a magazine asked me to interview Judy Blume.
Judy Levine, who flew in from Texas for the event, took it all in the way only a Jewish mother can: She kvelled.
Dilly had brought the cat and Judy never objected to being held.
"I have nothing else to talk about," answered Judy, somewhat sulkily.
How the dickens is a fellow to get to sleep while you're playing Punch and Judy in there?
"I know," said Judy, who was again all curiosity and interest.
After Papa had gone away, she knelt down by the side of Judy's cot.
"penis," 1863, perhaps related to British slang John Thomas, which has the same meaning (1887).
I have you in sight or on the radar screen
[WWII Air Forces; origin unknown]
The penis: beat out time with their titties and their johnsons/ I've only got one Johnson, and he winks/ Enough is enough, turn my jones loose
[1863+; origin unknown; such a use is recorded fr Canada in the mid-1800s, perhaps as a euphemism for the British euphemism John Thomas, ''penis'']