All you had to do was board with your submachine gun in a trombone case, as Martin McNally did at St. Louis airport in 1972.
Instead of spoofing it, Farmer Derek plays it on trombone in an open field.
There was never any one criterion for how every trombone or tenor saxophone or singer should sound.
While his trombone skills are decent, he certainly draws a crowd—or rather, a herd.
He was obliged to speak loudly in order to be heard over the trombone and the drums.
In summer, when they were in bloom, he used to sit there with his friend that played the trombone.
This is demonstrated in the trombone, French horn, and other wind instruments.
And then, gee, a blast of the trombone and she would show them what a star was, a real one!
And so he began again on the trombone; and the boys said, "Louder!"
He came from the fatherland; and his great specialty was to play on the trombone.