wimmin bi natur are all coquets, and men bi natur are all braggarts.
I dunno as wimmin horse doctors is very common, but I dunno why not.
I suppoze the reazon why wimmin are so fast talkers, is bekause tha dont hav tew stop tew spit on their hands.
(to audience, pointing to Billy disgustedly) He's got wimmin's stockings on.
And he'll have no trouble in doin' so—not at all; putty is hard in comparison to wimmin's heads and hearts, sometimes.
They beleaf in a hereafter, but it iz genrally a hereafter of wimmin.
Jest as soon as the wimmin heerd this they'd clap their han's up to their ears to see if their earrings wuz all right.
Now, that's an example of how disorganizin' wimmin 'ud be on board a ship.
All wimmin are bi natur flirts, but those who are the most so, have the least sense.
"They all have their wimmin," remarks a blousy-looking loiterer to my friend.