When to Dab

So...what's dabbing?

It's a lot of things, really.

Dabbing can mean patting softly with a brush or towel. It's also used to refer to inhaling the vapor of cannabis extract oil. But, more recently, it's a dance craze.

A dictionary definition can tell you what dabbing is. But it can't tell you when to do it or what you’ll look like—for that, you need some visual aids.

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When the boss fires your most hated coworker.

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When you realize you’ll never have to be responsible for the kingdom.

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When a smiley isn’t enough.

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When your hat is fly even if your game isn’t.

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When your species is reclassified from endangered to vulnerable.

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When you have to sneeze but everyone’s watching.

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When you trip but you catch yourself so no one notices.

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When you’re going to lose the debate anyway.

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When you graduated from Harvard but became a world-famous comedian instead of a lawyer.

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And, obviously, when the beat drops.