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Alabama hot pocket

[al-uh-bam-uh hot pok-it]

What does Alabama hot pocket mean?

Fair warning: It's nasty. An Alabama hot pocket is a made-up sex slang term where one person poops into the vagina and then has sex. (Hey, you looked it up.)

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Where does Alabama hot pocket come from?

We hope no one has ever actually done a so-called Alabama hot pocket, considering the obvious risks to health—and dignity.

The term gets very imaginative with Hot Pockets, a popular microwaveable sandwich since 1983. Alabama is probably just for humorous effect, à la the Cleveland steamer, though it may imply the sex act is something that a "backwoods" person would do in the South.

Alabama hot pocket debuts on Urban Dictionary in 2005, with a number of subsequent definitions following. One 2006 entry defined an Alabama hot pocket as using liniment as a lubricant, though most focus on the poop sense.

In 2010, the band History of Monsters released a song titled "Alabama Hot Pocket." A UK band has also taken Alabama Hot Pocket as their name. Weird.

Who uses Alabama hot pocket?

While feces-related fetishes do exist (fun fact: it's called coprophilia), Alabama hot pocket really just seems to be used to gross people out or act immature. Sorry, Alabama. Sorry, Hot Pocket.

 

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Sometimes, people refer to Alabama hot pockets as a way to trick people into feeling foolish (e.g., You don't know what an Alabama hot pocket is? It's my favorite thing to eat!). Gross.

For example

Currently craving an Alabama hot pocket 🙄🙄

@jessiexcruz31, May, 2018

Be kind. / Never explain to anyone what an Alabama Hot Pocket is.

@Krosecz, May, 2018

Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There’s just no passion.

Mark Shrayber, Jezebel, August, 2014

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