bellend

Or bell-end

[bel-end]

noun

British Slang: Vulgar.

1. the glans penis.

2. a stupid, ridiculous, or annoying person, especially a man.

   What kind of bellend pretends to crash a party when in fact he bought a ticket?

Word History and Origins

Origin of bellend¹

First recorded in 1820–30, for an earlier sense; in 1960–65 for the glans sense; and in 1990–95 for the annoying person sense; bell ¹ ( def. ) + end ¹ ( def. )

Example Sentences

In order to simplify the vowels and consonants, the children’s choir had to sing “bellend” and “ring peace”.

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Americans are finally waking up and seeing just how much of a bellend James Corden is, and no, we're not taking him back.

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She is currently on tour with controversial YouTuber Olajide Olatunji, better known as KSI, promoting his book I Am A Bellend, and says the tour has benefited from a strong interactive element, which included developing an app with exclusive content.

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“Please, please don’t die on me, you bellend,” she says.

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Would you help a Beefeater re-grout his grandmother's bathroom – even if she called Rick Edwards a bellend?

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