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costard

American  
[kos-terd, kaw-sterd] / ˈkɒs tərd, ˈkɔ stərd /

noun

  1. a large English variety of apple.

  2. Archaic. the head.


costard British  
/ ˈkʌstəd /

noun

  1. an English variety of apple tree

  2. the large ribbed apple of this tree

  3. archaic a slang word for head

"Collins English Dictionary — Complete & Unabridged" 2012 Digital Edition © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2012

Etymology

Origin of costard

1250–1300; Middle English, perhaps < Anglo-French, equivalent to coste rib ( coast ) + -ard -ard, alluding to the ridges or ribs of the variety

Example Sentences

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"Brast your costard, have I? Well, it serves you right, for all your mischief. What are you up to, scuttling about behind the stage like a great rat?"

From "The Shakespeare Stealer" by Gary L. Blackwood

Hell-gate's somewhat too hot, somewhat too hot; the porter's a knave: I'd be loth to be damned for my conscience; I'll knock any body's costard, so I knock not there, my lord; hell-gates!

From A Select Collection of Old English Plays Volume 14 of 15 by Dodsley, Robert

But tell me; how was there a costard broken in a shin?

From Love's Labour's Lost by Shakespeare, William

As an avowed atheist he received no quarter, and he might fairly say with Wilfred Osbaldistone, 'It's hard I should get raps over the costard, and only pay you back in make-believes.'

From In the Name of the Bodleian and Other Essays by Birrell, Augustine

“Now, by the mass, you costard, you gave me a twist of the inwards with your lame joke.”

From Myths & Legends of our New Possessions & Protectorate by Skinner, Charles M. (Charles Montgomery)