Kids are eckspurts at unintentional naughtiness
Ever thought how hard it is for a child to learn English? They’re just learning how to tie their shoes, and now they also need to learn rules of spelling, syntax, pronunciation, and social usage of a global lingua franca with almost 200,000 words? That’s unreal. No wonder making mistakes as children is totally allowable and unavoidable. Plus, children don’t give a rat’s tush what others think.
That means kids mishear the darnedest things and when it comes to English spelling there are a lot of innocently naughty mistakes. These spelling errors deserve golden stars for making us laugh so hard and reminding us that sometimes making mistakes is just plain awesome.