"Nothing screams 'I'm a mom' like showing up at work, forgetting I have a Batman bandaid on the back of my leg."
"I’m not saying kids ruin your life, I’m just saying mine told her teacher all about my chin hair."
"I've never been serenaded, but I have been followed through the house by someone reading me 'another funny thing' from Diary of a Wimpy Kid."
"In parenthood you're either cleaning up shit, losing your shit, or pretending to have your shit together."
"My parenting style is 'I love you and cherish you with all my heart, but get away from me with those disgusting mouth noises.'"
"One of my favorite moments with my children is when I hold them close, look at them with loving eyes, and say 'I told you so.'"
"Being a parent means sometimes you say things like 'I love you to the moon & back but if you don't sleep right now I will haunt your dreams'"
Want more oh-so-relatable motherhood quotes?
Motherhood is hard, it's amazing ... but really hard. Check out these best sellers about motherhood and celebrate Mother's day with some relatable reading company:
- Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book because who doesn't want to laugh while coloring.
- Momisms—The Daily Struggle ... just, yes.
- Go the F*ck to Sleep ... who hasn't been here?
- Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone: Advice Your Mom Would Give if She Thought You Were Listening—a little something for those of you with older kids ... who just won't leave.