bellend

American  

[bel-end] / ˈbɛlˌɛnd /

Or bell-end

noun

British Slang: Vulgar.

1. the glans penis.

2. a stupid, ridiculous, or annoying person, especially a man.

   What kind of bellend pretends to crash a party when in fact he bought a ticket?

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Etymology

Origin of bellend

First recorded in 1820–30, for an earlier sense; in 1960–65 for the glans sense; and in 1990–95 for the annoying person sense; bell ¹ ( def. ) + end ¹ ( def. )

Example Sentences

She is currently on tour with controversial YouTuber Olajide Olatunji, better known as KSI, promoting his book I Am A Bellend, and says the tour has benefited from a strong interactive element, which included developing an app with exclusive content.

From The Guardian

“Please, please don’t die on me, you bellend,” she says.

From The Guardian

Clearly a subscriber to the radio maxim that you should never use 100 words when one will do, Lee had an economical response to a chap on Twitter who suggested he was a real-life Alan Partridge: "Bellend."

From The Guardian

Nochtheles I sall gar hym draw lik an avir in ane cart'—Bellend.

From Project Gutenberg