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cockamamie

American  
[kok-uh-mey-mee] / ˈkɒk əˌmeɪ mi /
Or cockamamy

adjective

Slang.
  1. ridiculous, pointless, or nonsensical.

    full of wild schemes and cockamamie ideas.


cockamamie British  
/ ˌkɒkəˈmeɪmɪ /

adjective

  1. slang ridiculous or nonsensical

    a cockamamie story

"Collins English Dictionary — Complete & Unabridged" 2012 Digital Edition © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2012

Etymology

Origin of cockamamie

Probably earlier than 1940–45, in its original sense, “paper strip with an image which could be transferred to the skin when moistened,” apparently alteration of decalcomania; the current sense “ridiculous” probably by association with cock-and-bull story, poppycock, etc.

Explanation

Anything cockamamie is ridiculous and far-fetched. A cockamamie plan is not likely to work. This is a silly-sounding word for things that are silly, ludicrous, foolish, and impractical. Faking your own kidnapping to get out of a math test is a cockamamie plan. Wearing a fake mustache everywhere for no reason is cockamamie. Lots of comedies involve cockamamie plans and schemes, where the characters are trying to do something bizarre and unlikely to work. A cockamamie idea is the opposite of a practical, logical idea.

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Co-created by Robert Hull, Mr. Coben’s “I Will Find You” is based—like more than a dozen other adaptations of the author’s novels—on cockamamie contrivances and a curious tweak on the mystery thriller.

From The Wall Street Journal Jun. 18, 2026

Ylfa’s cockamamie hobby is ridiculous, but she’s no less dangerous than her husband, and Collette is the perfect extension of Ruffalo’s hyper-committed, hilarious performance.

From Salon Mar. 7, 2025

Rather than take on Cannon’s cockamamie assignment, Smith laid out accurate jury instructions based on the actual charges and law.

From Seattle Times Apr. 4, 2024

There were always people on the fringe with conspiracy theories and cockamamie false ideas, but they were kept on the fringe.

From Los Angeles Times Aug. 10, 2022

“I’m afraid we don’t have a cockamamie hog pen. I suppose we could build you one though, if you wanted.”

From "Ruby Holler" by Sharon Creech

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