Does Your Family Use Any Malapropisms?

May 31, 2018

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Just about every family has a word that makes sense only to them. Said by children, weird uncles, or parents in the heat of the moment, these words were coined when someone goofed … and yet somehow for these families they stuck.

There’s even an official term for this phenomenon: malapropism, a noun that means “an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, especially by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.”

So, how do these words come into being? And, how are they used? In addition to these Dictionary.com fans who submitted videos we also asked our Twitter fans to share some of their favorite family malapropisms and explain their backstories.

Words that are onomatopoeia

Some words enter our lexicon because they describe a sound they make. Think of words like cuckoo, meow, or boom. They sound like what they are, right? This is what lexicographers call onomatopoeia, and it’s given rise to plenty of “words” that folks use at home:

Splurk, from the sound a specific, stove top prepared meal made when emptied into a serving dish.

— Judy P. O'Toole (@iloarainbow) May 4, 2018

Words that are portmanteaus

If you’ve ever combined two words together to make another, you’ve created a portmanteau, a term that means “a word made by putting together parts of other words.” Portmanteaus such as cronut (croissant and donut) and spork (spoon and fork) are sometimes added to the dictionary, while others remain family (and friend) inside jokes:

Paradoxymoron: when you don't know whether to call something a #paradox or an #oxymoron. Synonymous with "oxydox."

— Vanessa Sheehan (@OnlyPinfeathers) May 4, 2018

My friend in high school used to say bull-fa-lon-y for when she was irked.
I like to think it's a mix of "bull farts" and "bologna". https://t.co/97R4zb4fq8

— Tipsy Panda (@TheTipsyPanda) May 4, 2018

My 2.5-year-old son just invented "rainbrella"… self-explanatory! I'm gonna run with it 🌂🌂🌧🌧

— Ann Marie Boulanger (@TradProteus) May 4, 2018

When my son was little, he’d say, “lasterday”. Not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.

— JediPancakes Ⓥ 🌱ॐ ♀️💜✌️🐝 Bee nice to each other (@Jedigrl99) May 4, 2018

Words that are purely nonsense (in the best way possible)

Sometimes, the words we make up make no sense at all. They’re simply fun to say. And, that’s OK—no one is judging you here!

If you’ve ever sat down and tried to pronounce a “normal” word over and over and over again, it probably started to sound pretty silly after the seventh or eighth repetition, didn’t it? Science even has a name for that—verbal satiation.

These words are all silly, and yet they do their job just as well as those with more formal constructions: They communicate a meaning, at least to those members of the family who understand them.

WATCH: We Asked: What's A Word Your Family Says That No One Else Does?

“Shashas” — it’s when you gently brush your fingertips across ones skin, most commonly the back or arms as a way to help them relax.

— Rose (@just_be_rosy) May 4, 2018

Moose odor. Way back when our friends’ child was little, she couldn’t correctly pronounce “move over”, and she always said “moose odor”. 30+ years later, we still say “moose odor” to each other, and we all know the meaning.

— tntfox 🌊 (@tntfox) May 4, 2018