Toilet Words To Take To The Tank

Can

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This slang reference stands for “a receptacle for garbage, ashes,” or “a bucket, pail, or other container for holding or carrying liquids.”

Not much else is written about it the origin of using can for toilet, which leaves us to presume based on absolutely no evidence that, of all the words on our list, this is the most direct reference to the vessel into which one conducts the flow of business (or is it the business of flow?). At least, for somebody back in 1900 (when the can was first used in this way), and for someone who was undoubtedly very poor. Out of necessity comes invention.

Commode

This reference feels a tad out of date, and means “a portable toilet, especially one on a chair like frame with wheels, as for an invalid.”

Since WWI, US soldiers stationed in England frequented commodes manufactured by “The Venerable Thomas Crapper & Co” (it really said that). Which leads us to our next word . . .

Crapper

Some people believed this derived from a fellow named Thomas Crapper, who was born back in 1836. But, while he did have several patents related to plumbing, the word crap predates him. Crappe was a term from the 1400s referring to unwanted discards, like weeds, corn husks, and icky residue from rendered fat.

So, Mr. Crapper is off the hook.

Dunny

Dunny is popular Down Under. Toilet Inspector says “The person who appeared weekly to empty the pan beneath the seat was known as the dunnyman. The word derives from the British dialect word dunnekin, meaning dung-house.”

It’s now an informal word used for any lavatory, but is more often used to refer to pit lavatories out in the Australian bush.

Head

In this case, head refers to a nautical term, based on location of the crew toilet in the bow (or head) of a ship!

John

Simple and sweet, john is a slang word for “lavatory.”

Although our scatological history may have taught us Thomas Crapper invented the flushing toilet, it was actually Sir John Harington, godson to Queen Elizabeth I, who devised the concept. But, he wasn’t successful at mainstreaming the invention. The toilet was reinvented and patented by a guy named Alexander Cummins. So, the stool pool should actually be called Alex, or Lex. Tough sh*t for Alexander.

Latrine

This designation feels military in origin, but here in the US it might also be what people visit when they’re at summer camp. A latrine is “a trench in the earth in a camp, or bivouac area. A barracks, camp.”

Throne

In the Middle Ages, there was some dominating going on in the bathroom. Medieval castles were complete with real throne rooms, which included the toilet.

Loo

In this context, loo is probably from French lieux d’aisances, ‘lavatory,’ literally ‘place of ease,’ picked up by British servicemen in France during World War I. But, that's just a theory as the true origin of the word is a mystery.

Another favorite possibility is the expression gardyloo, an Anglicized version of the French regardez l’eau (“watch out for the ‘water’). This was a warning sounded by courteous medieval servants before they splashed the streets with Pee Pee Le Poo from their masters’ chamber pots.

Privy

As you might guess, this synonym refers to something done in private, which makes sense, no?

From the Old French privé, privee means “latrine,” or literally “private place.” And, of course, privy now means “an outdoor toilet without plumbing.”

Comfort station

In this context, comfort station means “a room or building with toilet and lavatory facilities for public use.”