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morning wood

What does morning wood mean?

Morning wood is a slang term for an erection experienced first thing in the morning.

Where does morning wood come from?

Examples of morning wood

“Even after Pinocchio became a real boy he still got morning wood #FakeDisneySpoilers”
@monalisa4068 Twitter (April 9, 2017)
“He woke up, and the morning wood was strong on him, ready to take on the challenges of the day.”
Marco @MarcoGanzPrivat Twitter (April 9, 2017)
“'Morning wood is absolutely a real thing, and it happens at the exact same time you have to take a leak. Your choices are either uncomfortably force it into position in order to get it all in the bowl, or leave it as is and lean in and arch it — kind of like a Bellagio fountain of piss.'”
Kyle, reported by Danielle Page, “10 Weird Things About Having An Erection, According To Guys, Because You Can Wiggle It,” Bustle (June 8, 2015)
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Who uses morning wood?

Morning wood is in an informal, usually humorous way to refer to erections experienced upon waking. Some, often young adult to middle-aged men, joke about the awkwardness or inconveniences of morning wood. Others may find the term’s bodily or sexual content impolite or offensive.

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