Shame on you—you a Gabbai (treasurer) of the Great Synagogue.
Then S. Cohn felt not only Gabbai, but town councillor again.
You're the first Gabbai I ever knew who was satisfied with his balance-sheet.
There was a burst of laughter, to the Gabbai's great astonishment.
He heaved a deep sigh at his own hypocrisy, and the Gabbai sighed in response.