Of course, thanks to Laurie Anderson, we know this is not true.
The sports network says it “hired a voice-recognition expert who said the voice on the tape matches the voice of Laurie Fine.”
The scandal took an ugly turn Sunday when an audio tape between Fine's wife, Laurie, and an accuser became public.
He toured with the briefly reformed Velvet Underground and found domestic happiness with Laurie Anderson.
At no time, however, did Laurie Fine say she had witnessed any acts of sexual abuse.
I saw little more of Laurie that evening; their voices might be heard through the thin wall in earnest talk.
Laurie,” said I at last, “are you going by that vessel to-morrow morning?
Laurie was lying on his back, his arms clasped behind his head, looking at her with a quiet meditative air.
Heaven grant my Laurie be not too honest, too unsuspicious for his own safety!
Laurie drew a long, noiseless breath, steadying himself with clenched hands.