After Peterson lost his bid for the position, he endorsed a fellow GOP candidate with this gun-toting ad.
“We know more about Bedrock than we do about most other vineyards on account of the people who owned it,” Peterson explained.
Spray-tanned armpits can evoke black holes, Peterson says, "because no one ever moisturizes their underarms."
Peterson admitted he was the last person to see Ratliff before her death.
A harder-than-hard-core conservative and professional provocateur, Peterson is an equal-opportunity offender.
When I asked the reason for the change, Peterson pretended not to know.
Peterson glared at the younger man and then took a careful sip of the milk.
Peterson started toward the office, to give the word to the men before they could hand in their time checks.
"We caught him trying to get into the barn, sir," one of the officers told Peterson.
And it was wonderful hearing your voice in the telephone, in Peterson's dreadful room.