An' zo a zed a 'oodden bide yer no longer, fur ef a did her'd never let un gwo.
I called it "zed," but the editor said it was "zee," and I did not argue the point.
I never spoke of zed again—especially not to Lil, who hardly needed me to pollute her with remembrances of my crazy exes.
It seemed to meak me veel merryish, an' I zed, "What's to pay, young 'ooman?"
zed, zed, n. the letter Z, also called zee and izzard: a bar of metal of form similar to the letter Z.
Fifty years later, I was dating Lil, another redhead, but zed was my first.
c.1400, from Middle French zede, from Late Latin zeta, from Greek zeta, from Hebrew zayin, letter name, literally "weapon;" so called in reference to the shape of this letter in ancient Hebrew. U.S. pronunciation zee is first attested 1670s. Other dialectal names for the letter are izzard, ezod, uzzard, and zod.