Remember the Turducken

While it’s less popular now than it was a few years ago, we can’t pass on the opportunity to consider a dish named with one of the greatest portmanteaus of all time: the turducken.

A portmanteau is a blended word that’s made by putting together parts of other words – like motel, made from motor and hotel, or brunch, from breakfast and lunch. So, if you hadn’t guessed already, a turducken is a deboned chicken (or hen) stuffed into a deboned duck, which is then stuffed into a deboned turkey.

If you’ve got a little extra cash to spend, you could also go for the gooducken, which is a goose stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.

If “only three” meats stuffed together into one dish sounds easy to you, history supports your ambition: a gastronomist in the early 19th century wrote about his rôti sans pareil. This “roast without equal” is a bustard, stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an ortolan bunting, and a garden warbler.

Since some of the 17 ingredients are now considered endangered, you can’t exactly add that to your Thanksgiving menu (so there’s no need to disinvite vegetarians yet), but you get the point. Only your imagination limits the number of meats you could stuff into a ballotine.

This isn’t anywhere near the same thing, but “turducken” reminds us of one of our other favorite animal hybrid words, zedonk. A zedonk, of course, is the offspring of a donkey and a zebra. If you’re curious, there are also ligers, zebrulas, and dzos to consider!

Have any questions regarding Thanksgiving comestibles? Let us know. And what will be your main protein on the table Thursday night?