simp

Come, tell Simp there's a reporter rubberin' around and you're scared to death.

You were not—asked—as I understand—it—to sell, but simp—simply to put—as I understand it—the bottle here.

"You simply haven't got her Bertillon measurements, Simp.," he was forced to admit, after an hour of fruitless thinking.

His name is Simpson Wolley—Simp, he's called for short, though he is not as simple as his name sounds.