The city. They get to have all the fun. Urban areas have the best restaurants. Transportation is easy. All the interesting people congregate there. Heck, they've even got their own dictionary.
Well, we've been thinking. Why should everyone know what the kids downtown are saying when the suburbs have a language just as colorful and vibrant? So, in deference to our fair suburbs, we decided to even up the playing field a bit. Here's our suburban dictionary.