A tegestologist loves collecting beer mats. Add labeorphilist if the person also collects the bottles (and labels) that sit on the beer mats. Who knew a college partier’s pastime could have such erudite names? If you’re one of these collectors, walls and kitchen cabinets shouldn't be places to display your mats, labels, or bottles…unless you’re 21, in a frat, and want to come across as an alcoholic. So never.