Spelling Still Matters

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Take a trip down memory lane . . .

According to us at the dictionary and our favorite 4th grade teacher, Ms. Pell, good spelling still matters. Why? Because following spelling conventions eases communication and helps avoid confusion. . . “raping paper,” hello! 

Ms. Pell has some very imaginative spelling mnemonics and acronyms up her sleeve. Here are some of the most inventive spelling tips to cover blackboards and whiteboards over the years.

I before e except after c


I
before
e
except after
c
, or when sounding like
a
, as in
neighbor
and
weigh
; and also for
weird
, which is really just weird.”

This classic rhyming mnemonic starts us off. The
weird
bonus is a wonderful, lesser-known tag. Especially, because a lot of English spelling is just that: weird.

RAVEN

Use the acronym
RAVEN
to remember the difference between
affect
and
effect
Remember: Affect = Verb, Effect = Noun

“The slender tree limb was affected by the very tall man who tried to sit upon it. The effect was a broken limb and a very tall man, now sprawled on the ground.”  

A complement makes something more complete

Always a difficult distinction to remember, complement and compliment are tricky homophones. Hopefully, this tip will make a lasting impression:

A

compl


e


ment

to something makes the thing more

compl


e


te

(both have
e
’s).

When
I
get a

compl


i


ment

from someone,
I
feel good (both have
i
's; also pra
i
se feels good).

Fowl contains “owl”

So that you never describe a “bird” odor again: Remember,
fowl
contains “owl” and owls are wise. They’re also birds. That leaves
fo

u

l
to take care of the ugly stuff.

You hEAR with your EAR!

Ms. Pell’s all over this one singing a grinning chant, while prancing around the room gesticulating: “You hEAR with your EAR! EAR, do you hEAR me right here?”

Everything around was scary, so the canary stood stationary

“Everything around was scary, so the canary stood stationary.” It’s common knowledge that canaries don’t move in scary circumstances.

And, another tip: Station
e
ry
and
pap

e

r
(lovely note paper, most likely) both contain an e.

Two cottages, two mansions


Accommodation
easily stumps most adults—one
c
or two? And, how many
m
’s?” All you need to remember are two types of accommodations, doubled: “Two Cottages, Two Mansions”–two c’s, two m’s and you are accommodating yourself quite nicely!

A rat in the house may eat the ice cream

Ms. Pell loves to talk about her pet rat (which, incidentally will show up later on). She keeps it in a cage because she knows all too well “A Rat In The House May Eat The Ice Cream.” That's just arithmetic. 

This is an example of an
acrostic mnemonic
, in which each letter in the word to be learned starts easily-remembered words that are sequenced into a funny sentence. Acrostics are super fun to play with. Here’s another off-the-cuff acrostic for
arithmetic
: “Agnes Ran Inside To Help Make Eight Tingly Itch Creams.”

I lost an e in an argument

Much of the agreement online about a memory aid for spelling
argument
rests on a version of the following: “I lost an e in an
argument
.” Or, for added effect, the “gum” in the middle of
argument
becomes the first three letters in
Gum
by, who goes on to lose an e in an argument.

Our favorite is this acrostic though: A Rude Girl Undresses. My Eyes Need Taping!

Big elephants are ugly

The French
beau
in
beautiful
throws learners off. Unfortunately, a common mnemonic has been the acrostic “Big Elephants Are Ugly.” Maybe the contrast between beautiful and ugly is what sticks? But, such a statement unduly prejudices big elephants. Not cool, according to Ms. Pell.

Instead: “Be Exactly As U-tiful as you are!”

Big elephants can always understand small elephants

Having exterminated the bias against big elephants, Ms. Pell approves of this next mnemonic, because . . . “Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants.”

This seems like a solid statement, considering the bias is removed
because
elephants of all sizes, shapes, and colors are more alike than different. Unity in diversity.  

BEG at the INN

To remember the double
n
in
beginning
, all you need to do is “BEG at the INN.” The inn is called ING.

Never beLIEve a LIE!

Ms. Pell always reminds her students “Never beLIEve a LIE!” That’s a nicer mnemonic than “LIE is at the center of
believe
.” But, what is truth? Uh oh, let’s not get metaphysical.

Dara checks her calendar every day

That blasted
ar
in
calendar
never fails to trip us up. Never make the
er
mistake again by remembering this phrase: “Dara checks her calendar every day.” You could always substitute “Darrell” but be careful not to write “calendarr.”

EEE!

The ghosts that haunt the
c

e

m

e

t

e

ry
make you go “EEE!” Three
e
’s lie buried in the cemetery.

O U lucky duck

Alas, conditionals are a major part of life. What’s worse, learners are forced to encounter the strangest tongue-swallowing combination of letters that looks like owld but sounds like uhd: the coulda’s, shoulda’s, woulda’s of the world.  

To remember the common ending for these auxiliary verbs, think of “O (oh) U (you) Lucky Duck.” But, if you feel like dissing these conditionals for their crazy spelling: “O U Little Devils” works just as well.

You can’t have just one (s)

Deserts are sandy and completely unpalatable. With
desserts
, however, you can’t have just one (s), you have to have two. Sometimes, desserts are sickly sweet, but they always turn you around when you’re stressed (
stressed
is
desserts
backward).

Dash in a real rush, hurry (or) else accident!

By far, the best spelling mnemonic on this list is for a word that makes you feel the worst. The British add an
o
(
diarrhoea
), while Americans omit it (
diarrhea
). Natives on both sides of the pond “oh” and “oh no” a lot, though.

Ready for the best acrostic ever? “Dash In A Real Rush, Hurry (Or) Else Accident!”

Mrs. D, Mrs. I, Mrs. FFI, Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. LTY!

The previous slide gave Ms. Pell some real difficulty, she has a sense of propriety, you know. But, she’s starting to feel better with this giddy chant about a bunch of married ladies named letters. “Mrs. D, Mrs. I, Mrs. FFI, Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. LTY!”  

Imagine Ms. Pell’s shoulders and/or eyebrows going up and down with each letter. That’s totally happened somewhere.

It’s hard to embarrass really responsible and studious students

Ms. Pell would like to quickly share the right way to remember the double
r
and double
s
in
embarrass.
Then, we’ll get to the crude way (and, of course, the much more memorable way).

Ms. P’s: “It’s hard to embarrass Really Responsible and Studious Students.” However, really responsible and studious students become embarrassed really easily when Ms. P calls them out in class for being really responsible and studious. But . . .

“It’s hard to embarrass Really Raunchy ASSes.”

Goofy Greg loves to exaggerate

The
gg
in
exaggerate
can be jogged a couple ways: “Goofy Greg loves to exaggerate.”

Or, for a more elevated approach: “To exaggerate, use grand gestures.” Even better (and literally exaggerated): “Goofy Gregg loves to exaggerate with grandiloquent gesticulations.”

George eats old gray rats and paints houses yellow

According to many reputable spelling sites, the correct spelling of
geography
relies on acrostics with a variable cast of characters: General Eisenhower, George Eliot, plain George, Old(est) Girl, Rats, Grandmother, and a Pony or Pig.  Here’s the rundown:

General Eisenhower’s Oldest Girl Rode A Pony Home Yesterday.”

George Eliot’s Old Grandmother Rode A Pig Home Yesterday.”


G
eorge
E
ats
O
ld
G
rey
R
ats
A
nd
P
aints
H
ouses
Y
ellow.”

A flashy composite: “
G
eorge
E
ats
O
ld
G
randmother
R
ats
A
nd
P
onies,
H
ow
Y
ucky.”

Go home old scary toad!

The sneaky
h
in
ghost
appears exactly where it doesn’t make sense—what’s wrong with “gohst”? Like “Oh no, it’s a gOHst!”

For very confused (but perfectly sensible) children, here’s a good mnemonic: “Go Home Old Scary Toad!” (
turd
is useful, too).

IN NO CENTury is murder an innocent crime

To remember the double
n
in
innocent
—and, generally a good rule of thumb no matter what—“IN NO CENTury is murder an innocent crime.”

Laugh and U get happy

Here’s one of Ms. Pell’s favorite mnemonics: “Laugh And U Get Happy.”

Poor little kids, first having to learn
gh
in
ghost
sounds like guh. And, just when they’re getting the hang of that nonsense,
gh
here sounds like ff. What the ff?

Never eat cake! Eat salad sandwiches and remain young!

Oh, this one’s tough. But, there are at least three mnemonics to provide
necessary
assistance.

First: “It’s ne
cess
ary to remember the
cess
pool in the middle.”

Second: “
N
ever
E
at
C
ake!
E
at
S
alad
S
andwiches
A
nd
R
emain
Y
oung!”

Third: Unless you’re at a cabana, wearing a shirt is necessary for service at a restaurant. The Necessary Shirt has 1
c
ollar (c) and 2
s
leeves (s’s).

People eat oranges. People like eating.

No need to explain why
eo
sounds like
ee
. What’s important is that
people
need their vitamin C, and luckily one way to get it is by eating citrus fruit. “People Eat Oranges. People Like Eating.”

People say you can hit old ladies, or get yogurt

“People” also have something mean but helpful to say about how to spell
psychology
(after they eat their oranges): “People Say You Can Hit Old Ladies, Or Get Yogurt.” We suggest you get the yogurt!

Rhythm helps your two hips move

When Ms. Pell’s in her sassy mood, she likes to do the rumba. Her hips sashay in the best of ways because she knows that “
R

hythm
Helps Your Two Hips Move.”

There’s A RAT in sepARATe

Ms. Pell’s rat appears again. To remember there’s no
er
in
separate
, think of how much Ms. Pell’s pet rat loves wedging itself between letters, separating them if you will. No doubt about it, “there’s A RAT in
sepARATe
.”

One rifle but fires two shots

Nobody likes violence, Ms. Pell least of all. But, for the sake of proper spelling, an imaginative rifle must be shot. Sheriff will always get the red underline of shame unless you imagine the
She

r

i

ff
of Spelltown, who has only one Rifle but Fires two shots (one
r
and two
f
’s).

To get her

In the event Ms. Pell ever dreams of becoming Mrs. Pell (or, perhaps, Mrs. Ippi if she takes her husband’s name), she would love to be swept off her feet in a grand gesture, something akin to the most spectacular spelling bee on Earth.

Mr. Ippi should rent a horse and buy lovely flowers on his way to propose to Ms. Pell. He and his white steed will gallop onward "TO GET HER"!

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