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  1. gank

    We aren't trying to gank you—which is to say, steal from you, con you, or to take you out in a video game. We wouldn't gang up with our friends to gank you, either.
  2. Fuckface von Clownstick

    Fuckface von Clownstick is a derogatory epithet for Donald Trump used by people who are, shall we say, less than fans of the man and president.
  3. Chrismahanukwanzakah

    Chrismahanukwanzakah

    Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah! Chrismahanukwanzakah is a blend, in word and concept, of three holidays: the Christian Christmas, the Jewish Hanukkah, and the African-American Kwanzaa. Chrismahanukwanzakah is meant to be an inclusive celebration around December holidays for friends and family…
  4. ally

    An ally is someone that aligns with and supports a cause with another individual or group of people. A straight ally, more specifically, is an individual outside of the LGBTQ+ community that supports their fight for equality…
  5. Destroy Dick December

    Destroy Dick December is a joke challenge where a guy is supposed to masturbate excessively during the month of December—not that plenty of men aren't doing that already. It's an answer to No Nut November, where…
  6. FFFF

    FFFF is a vulgar slang acronym that refers to the misogynist motto, "find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and forget 'em." The 'em in this case? You guessed it: women-in-general. There are variations on FFFF,…
  7. laying pipe

    The expression laying pipe is a very visual euphemism for using one's penis to "have vigorous sex with" another. Tl;dr: Pipe is slang for "penis."
  8. skeet

    Not that dudes need another way to say cum, but they've got one with skeet, which is slang for ejaculating. But, skeet shooting is also a pretty common meaning thanks to our favorite game, Fortnite. It is the…
  9. 🃏Playing Card Black Joker emoji

    Anyone up for a game of Canasta? The playing card black joker emoji, 🃏, depicts the joker card found in many popular card games. Quite often, the emoji is used to convey a sense of evil,…
  10. hot marat

    Hot marat is a free, yes free, dance emote in Fortnite Battle Royale. Get it while you can ...
  11. National Shower with a Friend Day

    Created as a marketing scheme to sell shower filters, National Shower with a Friend Day is a joke holiday, marked on February 5, in which you, well, shower with a friend. Awkward?
  12. OMW2FYB

    OMW2FYB is a joke acronym and meme standing for on my way to fuck your bitch. It's perfect for making your whereabouts known.